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    Bottle Spinner Magith1 is an unknown quantity at this point Magith1's Avatar
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    "Letter to a Therapist"

    This is something I came up with when I was bored, but it's still kinda entertaining.
    Basically, it's a letter someone sent to a therapist that came to town on a buisness trip.

    Dear Therapist,

    I've heard good things about you. How you help people with mental issues, how you listen, how you know what to say. It's strange, but you intrigue me. How can a man be so perfect? You're like the perfect friend, who knows exactly what to say and when to say it. I'd come visit you, but your name...kinda....spells out..... The Rapist.....

    From,
    Some guy who doesn't want bad things to happen to them.



    So what'd you think?
    No matter what you say.....
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    Ragna.
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    Does Not.
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    APPROVE!!!

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    OMGIFE 4 Life Tiaraaii has a spectacular aura about Tiaraaii's Avatar
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    Haha, this would be a great letter if you used this for real.

    Signature shop permanently, closed.

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    Brilliant.
    It would take an area the size of 45,000 Wembley Stadium football pitches to grow all the potatoes needed for the chips eaten in Great Britain each year.

    FORMERLY: Mattabunga, _Tr0jan_, -iNTENSiTY-, ...POTATO...
    NOW: .Cool Beans.

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    well done my good chum
    Shiver my timbers, Shiver my soul..
    Yo Ho Heave Ho

    [Capn]


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    Very Clever and interesting. Therapist, The Rapist. I don't remember the last time I split a compound word in half such as the writer.

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