Just something off the top of my head. It is great practice to just let thoughts flow and trying to make them rhyme. So lets see what I make.

Lets all dance the dance, in a trance, drinking down a beer while wearing no pants.
dang, thats sorta wack, really have no slack, pants so tight they start calling me jack
but still im not crazy, just a hint of lazy, and giving out advice by saying a bunch of maybes
but baby please, i'm not here to talk, lets go have a walk, promise i wont stalk but im cool like a football jock
also sorta a nerd, if ya heard, that i am getting great grades so fly like a bird
in the sky, no lie. nothing sweet like pie. or easy as a matter of fact. but im punctual like a point on a tact.
just noticed the crazy monkeys on the side of the page, time to engage, the rocket booster while i type up the page
no rage, but im going so fast, never wanting to be last, so i sprint with a blast
of speed, total need, to feel the wind in your hair and lungs full of weed.
wait what?. i dont condone drugs, i condone hugs, but if your a hater ill step on you like a bug
yeah, got that Raid spray status, pointy as a cactus, being so green just like an enviromentalist.
yes they get all the girls, no hurl, when they down a beer and the room starts to swirl.
but still, watch out for your lady when everything gets fadey, next morning asking if we hooked up and shes replying maybe. saying it was freakin gravy, started calling me her baby, but when i took a second look at her i would rate her as an 80.
and thats not good, wanna know why? cuz im such an f-a-g, yeah a Fly Asian Guy. xD
im not chinese, im not thai, im filipino who has wide eyes.
not wide screen vision, for i am on a mission, to make a new tradition, where we all become magicians, and we make our own provisions, and we cause no emission, so please sit and listen
oh well its an idea in vain, we feel pain, so we eat on the sweet of a red candy cane.
blocking out the trauma, the drama, while we sweat in a sauna. still,
its there, cant put off the dare, gonna have to do it one day so dont sit and stare
well i guess i'll end it here, no fear, i'll be back another time so go on and cheer.

well thats that. and i must say.. its very random. oh well. free flow of words. typos and maybe some grammar errors. what can you do, shizz happens. later!