Winners:

First Place: Michshark
Second Place: cherrygloss
Third Place: Shellfish

{Honorable Mentions}

Because it was incredibly difficult to choose winners from all of your exemplary entries, I decided to cite some honorable mentions. These users will each receive 1,001 coins, as their entries have definitely proven to be worth more than a thousand words.

Scairry
King Ninja
Once Upon A Time ...
OinksterOink
cannataci
Turfer510

Click the usernames to view their corresponding entries. Congratulations to the winners, and thank you to everyone who participated!