How to be AWESOME on OMGPOP.

[Em__ily]

How to be AWESOME on OMGPOP.

Hello all and first of all WELCOME to my new thread. I'm guessing you're wondering who I am... Well, I'm Emily and Emily is my name. I also am a stuck up weirdo who likes to tell people I'm hot. Haha, but that's just me.

Spoiler Alert!

Sarcasm babez.

Okay then, I like to eat pie, talk about pie and think about pie for all my life and this is part of a little thing that makes OMGPOPpers AWESOME. So, sit back, relax and feel the awesomeness spread through your juicy veins.

Simple AWESOME steps.

Step ONE: Always make sure you follow the rules, otherwise the staff will hate you. Therefore everyone will hate you because they like to follow the staff because phaha... who doesn't want to be cool like Swiftor.

Step TWO: Always make sure you are ready and equip will a steaming pie in your bag, now if you don't know how to make pie then, well... you can either google it or I'll put a thread up when I can be bothered.

Step THREE: Don't start off rude and "dirty". This leads to being a loner and being very sad. But obviously it's never happened to someone like me haha. Anywho, seriously, make sure that you start off very happy and good... then when you have friends, you can unleash your dirty side, but NO PICTURES.

Step FOUR: Obviously I realise that you are going to want to be popular and high end like me.. obvs. But make sure you watch what you say.. and I understand this is basically the same as step three, BUT. Make sure you have goodish grammar and stuff.... then people will want to be you.

Step FIVE: Play often but don't be lifeless on this game, I suggest a few hours a day... FAR APART (unless you are doing something awesome.)

Step SIX: If you are still reading this then you are probably realising that it's pointless, but here is the serious stuff: Have an awesome monkey, DMT pen and lots of good OMGPOP items... non of this free stuff... people will avoid you then.

Step SEVEN: Be sarcastic... I mean look at this thread and speak it in your mind... I guarantee you'll laugh... and i then guarantee that you'll post something like "I DIDN'T LAUGH."

Step EIGHT: Which brings us onto this step, don't speak in caps for all you words, but say OMGPOP in caps. Sweet and simple baby g's.

Step NINE: This is more about the forum than anything else, infact it IS the forum. With your signiture, only have your levels 10+ unless you want to be sarcastic about them. And with your signiture, make sure it's yourself... be imaginitive, and if you need help, ask designers. Go on websites to find them... I think if you google it then you'll find some yummy ones. One's with pie in are the best, but I couldn't put pie in mine as I'm terrible at editing.

Step TEN: Unless I've missed anything this shoul be the last step, make sure that you ARE NOT a wannabe. They are the worse, I cam across the girl once and her profile picture was a picture of my cousin?! I asked her what her name was she said it was Ariel... I was like, dude... you stole my cousins identity. Anywho, don't be a wannabe, most wannabe's are emo/ scene wannabes, and they annoy me... dudes and dils, be you... you was made to be yourself, acting your whole life is like a long episode of Eastenders... I mean come ooonnn.

So, I hope I have taught you well children... and for those who are yet still reading this please click on the spoilers placed in this thread, and then you may leave a comment.

Well kids, that's it.
Lots of love, hugs, kisses and more.
-Emily, Your friendly pie guru.

Spoiler Alert!

This thread is complete sarcasm, yet I'm sure you can pull off the awesomeness with these steps. Bye guys, speak to you in the comments.

[moustache.]

I DIDN'T LAUGH.
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[billiebob21]

I didn't laugh