Cool Sayings

[Animeluver(5421)]

Quoted from a friend:
"I'm bad dammit, evil to the core."

Idk, it made me laugh xD

[MyKnifeToYourThroat]

Dogs never bite me. Just humans - Marilyn Monroe

[daniaasaur]

It's something unpredictable but in the end it's right.
~ Billy Joe Armstrong <3

[freezingHOT]

<sub>"My Korean girlfriend calls me oppa, but it feels so weird because I'm German and it means Grandpa."

I read this somewhere and it made me laugh. Man, who knew language barriers could be so huh-larry-us?</sub>

[MyKnifeToYourThroat]

.You can never get enough of what you don’t really need.—Eric Hoffer

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.—Oscar Wilde

It is easier to fight for one’s principles than to live up to them.—Alfred Adler

If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.—Joe Martin

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.—Noel Coward

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.—David Richerby

I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either.—Jack Benny

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.—Henny Youngman

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.—Groucho Marx

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.—Albert Einstein

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.—Susan Erz

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.—Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

Before you go and criticize the younger generation, just remember who raised them.—Unknown Author

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.—Harry Truman

A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.—Martin H. Fischer

[xRaiinbowVeins]

There's somebody out there that dreams of your smile,
and sees in your presence that life is worthwhile.
So, when you are lonely, remember it's true:
Somebody, somewhere, is thinking of you.

[Sheen]

“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”
― Bob Marley

[Animeluver(5421)]

You see things and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were and I say, 'Why not?' -George Bernard Shaw

[xRaiinbowVeins]

"The meaning of life is to give life a meaning."

[undeadninju]

"Oh my god wait what the heck was the what the what the what?!"
-JoshJepson