If You Were An Inventor, What Would You Invent?

[sceneQueen909]

I would invent machine that changes ur looks like It would be called "you changer"
So u could look like whim ever u want

[Magith1]

I would invent machine that changes ur looks like It would be called "you changer"
So u could look like whim ever u want

I'd call it the "character creation screen."

[knowitalljohn]

Bob.

[Decon082]

So, basically, a quick breakfast maker!

Actually, no. People will never understand the egg toaster. ;D

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Oh, I forgot about my other fantastic idea! Basically me and some friends developed the greatest business venture ever a few months back.

So basically, it's an idea for a hospital, but it's in a location where it can't be damaged by anything, and we won't have to worry about disasters/power failures. Where would that be, you ask? UNDERWATER! It's gonna be in Dusseldorf, Germany, but to do that, we'll have to move Dusseldorf underwater as well. Similar to the lost city of Atlanta.

Now, you're probably wondering how people will be able to get to this hospital? Well, the hospital is also an airport, so planes can fly in and out with ease, carrying sickly patients straight into the operating rooms. We will design special planes that not only are able to fly underwater, but can also fly backwards, making the process even more efficient, because a plane entrance is only needed on one side of the building!

So, what does the building itself look like? Well, it's all encased in a special little bubble that provides plenty of oxygen for survival. It runs on hydroelectric power, so there's never fear of losing electricity. Basically, it's a large six-story building, with a massive lobby. To get from one floor to the next, you need only go into the lobby, which also functions as an elevator. Your guide A-Willy will be stationed in the elevator, playing screamo music on piano so you have something to listen to as you go from floor to floor.

But wait, there's more! We couldn't make enough money to survive if we were just a regular underwater hospital airport. So we decided to open up a juice bar and breakfast shop on the second floor. We have very skilled chefs here that will "scramble your eggs" so you can have that amazing breakfast you've always dreamed of!

Being underwater, there's always a fire hazard. So we've took the necessary safety precautions in order to keep everyone safe in case of emergency. We have hundreds of escape pods on the sides of each floor, large enough to carry patients, doctors, and medical supplies. Once everyone is evacuated, Connor will open the bubble for long enough to flood the entire complex, effectively putting out the fire!

Make your reservations for Uncle Winkly's Underwater Hospital Airport and Juice Bar today! We have flights coming in from all across the globe daily! We have the best beverage service outside of Atlanta!

We also have the egg toaster that I invented. U mad?

[Daniel Autumn]

I would invent a time machine...i have to undo many wrongs i have done within my life...but this time machine, however, would not create a devastating paradox (ex. If anyone used this machine, there would be no way to have a result that would have them fade away)...

[magicalcow]

I would invent a time machine...i have to undo many wrongs i have done within my life...but this time machine, however, would not create a devastating paradox (ex. If anyone used this machine, there would be no way to have a result that would have them fade away)...

That WOULD create a paradox. if you didn't do anything wrong then you wouldn't create the time machine, then you WOULD Make those mistakes then you would create those mistakes...
And so on.
Is it possible to make a paradox free time machine without having to avoid being seen, or speaking to someone/being spoken to?
Though a time machine would be awesome XD

[underthing]

I'm actually working on something like this:

[iFLIP07]

A hovering car or shoes with a small jet engine like ironman

[RandomNoobX]

Something to get rid of Justin Beiber.

[hannanos]

Robot unicorn.